This guy decided to give me the scare of my life!
I walked out the front door to water some plants and I saw through the corner of my eye something crawled into the house when I opened the door and slid under the rug. I figured it was nothing much and I would take care of it when I finished watering the plants. When I came back in and lifted the rug to shake out whatever crawled inside this guy was under it! He was the size of my fist! Yes I screamed.
He was was entirely too big to even think about squishing. I had to grab a metal tin and flip him out the door. He landed about 3 feet from the front door and as soon as he did, he started back at me! I barely slammed the door closed in time before he literally leaped up at me and I heard a thud from him hitting it! The little bastard was trying to get me!
Me being the brave person I am, walked around the house from the garage, outside, back to the front door where he was patiently waiting to try to come back in. I hit him with some spray until he was no longer a threat. He started the battle first by charging me, but I won the war. Honestly I thought he was a brown recluse and had the pest control people on speed dial but after doing research found he was a wolf spider. Not the skin melting killer spider I thought he was but yet his sting is still said to be very painful. Either way...don't come at me bro!